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Songs fae yer childhood......

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I was a grown up when that wan came oot, Rolo. :angry:

What about

Ye canna push yer granny off the bus

Oh ye canna push your granny offthe bus

Oh you canna push yer granny

Cos shes yer mammys mammy

Oh you canna push yer granny off the bus.

Hope Ive got my Glaswegen right.

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You missed a few off the end.

Oh ye cannae shove yer grannie aff the bus,

Oh ye cannae shove yer grannie aff the bus,

Ye cannae shove yer grannie

For she's yer mammie's mammie,

Ye canna shove yer grannie aff the bus.

Ye can shove yer ither Granny aff a bus.

Ye can shove yer ither Granny aff a bus.

Ye can shove yer ither Granny

'Cos she's yer Faither's Mammy

Ye can shove yer ither Granny aff a bus.

Ye can shove yer Uncle Wullie aff a bus.

Ye can shove yer Uncle Wullie affa bus.

Uncle Wullie's like yer Faither

A harum-scarum blether,

Ye can shove yer Uncle Wullie aff a bus.

Ye can shove yer Auntie Maggie aff a bus.

Ye can shove Auntie Maggie aff a bus.

Auntie Meg's yer Faither's sister,

She's naethin' but a twister,

Ye can shove yer Auntie Maggie aff a bus.

But ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus.

O ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus.

O ye canna shove yer Granny,

'Cos she's yer Mammy's Mammy,

O ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus.

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I don't think I could print some of the songs I sang playing balls against the wall - talk about nonpc

I remember some of the words to one of my favs - it had - like a lot of them historical/ local links...eh talk about a build up :lol:

" dah dah dah ...battlefields were covered in blood

There I spied a wounded soldier lying dying saying these words..

Bless my home in Bonnie Scotland

Bless my wife and only child

Bless this ....... something something

Holding up the ..something something... I must have been quite an intense child whilst hurling baws against the wa' :rolleyes:

Ally bally ally bally bee

sittin on ma mammy's knee

Waitin for a wee baw bee

to buy some sugar candy

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....Funnit!! "Ally bally"

1:30 to 3.10. Comedy Genius. That man is wannae ma pure heroes, so he is.

:rolleyes:

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....Funnit!! "Ally bally"

1:30 to 3.10. Comedy Genius. That man is wannae ma pure heroes, so he is.

:rolleyes:

Very funny. His sidekick, Jamesie Cotter, is pretty comical as well.

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Very funny. His sidekick, Jamesie Cotter, is pretty comical as well.

Acht, away. Tony is nothing like the actor or the brilliant comic genius that Gregor is. Gregor is just a delight.

If there had been no Gregor, no other actor could have done that script to anything like the peak of perfection that Gregor did.

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Acht, away. Tony is nothing like the actor or the brilliant comic genius that Gregor is. Gregor is just a delight.

If there had been no Gregor, no other actor could have done that script to anything like the peak of perfection that Gregor did.

Pat Roper (Tony's faither) is a better actor tha Gregor P*sher.

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OK, all together now.....

OH

YE

Cannae fling pieces outta twenty-storey flat

Seven hundred hungry weans'll testify to that

If it's butter, cheese or jeely

If your breid is plain or pan

The odds against it reaching earth are ninety-nine tae wan

:P

;):rolleyes:

:lol:

Astonishingly enough....

...I've just watched 3 wee lassies this very mornin singin that very song on their way up the hill to school!

It's a different world, it really is.

:D

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