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Heard in Glasgow yonks ago

"Yer Mam's a Tory"

seemed to be an insult.

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"well I'll go to the foot of our stairs " I used that a few weeks ago on another forum and the recipient was a touch offended - :mellow:

My Mrs is fond of.

Away an throw shite at y'self ! or

Away an raffle Y'sel.

I tend to favour a more modern approach !

Couldn't organise a dust up in a talcum powder factory.

Bloody Buggery Bollocks sweetie darling ! :(

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Reffering to a person with the sorry irregularity of a receding chin, aka Gail Tilsleyesque :mellow:

'The wummin they couldnay hang'

or

'chinless wonder'

Izzit Davy Cairns, iz thur a prize fur guessing :(

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Couldnae organise a pissup in a brewery

couldnae organhise a seduction in a brothel

Wouldnae work in an iron lung

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"Men are like buses,- if you miss one, there will be another one along in 5 mins!"

Not in Glasgow. None for 1/2hour then a whole bunch arrives, all fu'

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My grandmother had one she reserved only for the most vile of men. Yer nothin' but a fraction of a man. :rolleyes:

Men, of course. Typo correction.

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Things cant get any worse!

Murphy was an optimist (Mrs Murphy)

It will be all the same in 100 years.

& an Oz one "Im from the government & Im here to help you"

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