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  1. Bujt therz no much chance of seein him live................
  2. mibbe jist as well if he disnae go and see Je3rry Sadowitz then..........................
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    Some years ago dyoorin ra privatizashun boom, we were supplyin IT consultancy and IT servbces intae a large utility. I twas tae be privatised - at a huge cost tae ra taxpayer - the fact that its fyyotchur pointed tae no makin a prfit in a months of Sundays didnae matter (they had huge costs comin along roon ra corner) They spent money on this like wattur, veritabley chuckin cash at anything & everything - this resulted in people spendin a forchoon on shares, the inevitable share price rise and then fall as reality set in. Anyways they built a big new HQ in Embra, chucked money at it and suddenly they hud huge boardroom table(tyhat couldnae be used in realirty as the gorjus wood wiz to saft tae right on(even when usin papaer)it wiz replaces at a cost of @£30000 eventually. As two companies wurr bein merged they decided tae merge IT technologies tae again at huge cost and all to pander tae IT execs not tae provide best of breed - hundreds of thoosands spent on this - nae wan batted an eyelid whenit went tits up regularly Nooadays its been bought n sold a cuppla times, but seemingly ra saviour of us all whne it comes tae generatin power, been bouight again (funnily enuff by Broon's brithurs company I think) and is still gettiun a forchoon in govt money
  4. It wisnae an edit it wizz a censor Feel free tae dae as yoo like, am no' stoppin' yoo. If am already contributin tae a topic it's already opened and cannae be opened again
  5. Could I also point out that in no way do I believe our resident #### (truth self censored by notanimby ) does actually know how to spell or use correct grammar.
  6. Back on Topic efter bein so rudely interupted http://www.jerrysadowitz.com/ It may seem a pretty pish website but alas its meant to be
  7. Ah Frankie Boyle - ra furst comedy tribute act ever. He emulates Jerry Sadowitz wae every performance, obvioulsy Frankie boy recognises greatness tae
  8. Jings away oot there in ra midlle of naewhere and an ice cream van turns up
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    Er naw - kin yoo show me werr ah huv mentioned yoor mysojinny or even yer support for a corrupt criminal organisashun and thur paedophile employees
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    Well as ra SNP ur the govt, probably yes - the rules on home skoolin wurr oruiginally implemented by his party - but he's too styoopit (ur he thinks we urr) tae remember that Yoo see him wanderin roon tescos wae his trolley goggle eyed at fklshin lights an stuff, its awunner that he disnae get knocked doon when oot himself. Wae him and his stablemate Davy Cairns Inverclyde isnae very well catered fur wae politishuns renowned fur huvvin hauf a brain - Davy Cairhns cannae coont as he furgot aboot ra extra £3000 he claimed on his expenses and hudtae pay it back He's also an ex-priest, who left because of spiritula matters (code fur he's gay)and couldnae obviously continue as an RC priest - dunno how they let child molesters stay on - but then again perhaps they wurnae smarmy gits.
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    spreddin ra word aboot devolyooshin, independensh etc etc Things like how much dae yooz pay fur yer prescripshuns? followed on by thats expensive haw haw haw
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    yes but only wan person in ra room wiz goin heeeeehaw, heeeeehaw
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    No really "livin" doon here jist visitin furr a few days a week - daein mishunary work whilst am here
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    Proof tae donkey is like ra proof tae his puppet masters of WMD in Iraq, he wizra laffin stiock ovra boilermakers union, and elected due tae ra fact he knew how tae pin a red rosette on(wunner who wiz styoopit enuff tae show him how tae dae that) Anyways here's a link showin whut he sed, the original article appeared in ra Sunday Post http://newsnetscotland.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=477:labour-msp-duncan-mcneil-refuses-to-apologise-for-riggi-death-slur&catid=1:politics&Itemid=2
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    As a minority govt gettin ra 18 figurr throo wiz easier sed than done, espeshully wae erses like donky mcneuil who woulddae anythin tae oppose ra snp Fur example accordin tae donkey, that poor wummin who killt her weans in Embra then tried dae hersel in wiz doon tae ra snp govt - how sick is that thats whit thur up against erseholes like him, maigrit currint et al
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    In ma line therz plenty of work BUT yoo huvtae be willing tae go where ra work is, its no gonnae come tae yoo. |Hence am based in a premier inn in Middlesburgh fur part ovra week - but this hotel is full ov people in ra same boat. Why should people expect jobs where they live, why should employers pander tae that, I understannd that some people have issues that may prevent them from travellin a distance but that is not teh employers fault. Ah dinnae inra slightest expect tae get a job on ma doorstep, far frae it (nae pun intended) There are plenty of jobs available across various industries, jist becoz ra job centre/govt disnae know aboot them disnae mean they urnae there. Fraet experience yoo huvtae be mental tae advertise a job throo ra job centre - yoo get all ra dross ovra day applyin and comin fur interviews jist tae get ra jobcentre staff aff thur back, maistt huv nae intenshun of takin a job. People huvtae get thur finger oot and dae whuts required tae get a job and work thur wae upra pay/career ladder as Yonza points oot When ah interview people, if they huv been oota work furra while ah make a serious point of questioning them ion whut they huv been uptae, anywan spendin ra day in thur scratcher or urnae up by 09:00 on a weekday disnae get quoted ur asked furra 2nd interview Ah huv been unemployed plenty of times and fur extended periods but wan thing ah didnae dae wiz laze aboot in ma pit
  17. If it hud been Paisley it would huv been full ov cattle n dugs
  18. Same here, ah huv Beano, Dandy, Beezer, topper annuals 1965 - 1990+ cannae shift them 200+ commando comics (ideal for people wantin tae lern jermin, french, italyin and japanese0 aboot 100+ victor, hotspur, Tiger, etc annuals cannae shift them at all - ebay's pish
  19. Wan that says "soap dodjur" furr HH & JJJJJJJJJJJJ- him bein frae Paisley like, n JJJJJJJJJJJ might as well be
  20. Imagine how ra crap and mediocre wans dae then....................but ur they bagged - of course not, they are allowed tae carry on makin an erse of it until "retirement"
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