maggs 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 BTW, Is the house in Ridgetown the one you invited me to come and recuperate in, which was very kind of you ? Honest to goodness does the man never gie up, he invited me too, do you think he has two toothbrushes under his pillow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
harper 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Honest to goodness does the man never gie up, he invited me too, do you think he has two toothbrushes under his pillow I think it's called hedgin' yur bets. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hingmie 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Honest to goodness does the man never gie up, he invited me too, do you think he has two toothbrushes under his pillow Tam comes across as very kind and generous,although a tad befuddled at times, wanting to offer similar hospitality that he received here in Scotland. I do intend to visit relatives in Canada hopefully 2011 and may well arrange a catch up with him then. It has never occurred to me that folk kept toothbrushes for guests under their pillows before, Maggs so mibbe you already knew about lack of bathroom facilities, mmmm? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
maggs 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 althoughIt has never occurred to me that folk kept toothbrushes for guests under their pillows before, Maggs so mibbe you already knew about lack of bathroom facilities, mmmm? I'm saying nothing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tam 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Ladies: At this time there is no toilet, bathtub or shower. However, a word to the son in regards to the ladies invited and he immediately says, "these ladies are pure class and am gonnae get started on new fixtures for the bathroom".......one of thais tubs we the pulsating water, when wanted.....imagine loungin in a hot bath and being served treats by an auld blind man...warm rhubarb garnishing a dish of French Vanilla, Lemon Meringue Pie and if the guest is planning a winter stay....hot potato fritters.....speciality of the hoose. tam I do have e-mail addressess for two of the most attractive glasgowwestender ladies and shall probably dae a forward tae each of them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pat 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Ladies: At this time there is no toilet, bathtub or shower. However, a word to the son in regards to the ladies invited and he immediately says, "these ladies are pure class and am gonnae get started on new fixtures for the bathroom".......one of thais tubs we the pulsating water, when wanted.....imagine loungin in a hot bath and being served treats by an auld blind man...warm rhubarb garnishing a dish of French Vanilla, Lemon Meringue Pie and if the guest is planning a winter stay....hot potato fritters.....speciality of the hoose. tam I do have e-mail addressess for two of the most attractive glasgowwestender ladies and shall probably dae a forward tae each of them. I can see the new Radox label now, tam. 'French Vanilla and Fritters'. You sure know how to entice those dames. I think the treats would be better after bathtime. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hingmie 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Probably not mad, certainly not bad but possibly dangerous to know. Gie's a clue as to what you are alluding to otherwise this is a a completely random remark that can be hurtful & detrimental to a person. Mibbe a humorous riposte that I didn't get ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tam 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Hingmie: and why wid i no, oan occasion be befuddled....jist read a post whaur your magnificent self MIGHT be arriving in Canada in the near, but no near enough, future. Having met you and been totally smitten, i claim the right to be befuddled. tam New toothbrush would only be a wee start. You would be treated like royalty. A visit to the nation,s capitol is a distinct possibility and perhaps a few days rest at a beautiful cottage on the banks of Mississippi Lake....a jaunt tae La Belle Province is worth the trip. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tam 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Probably not mad, certainly not bad but possibly dangerous to know. Raymond Chandler's style and can ye no imagine Mae West delivering the dialogue ? tam MR. Harper is working to get out from under the shadow of the prolific and magnificently entertaining "Harper". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tam 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 A top three at bridge the day. tam and still no dates in sight. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pat 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Gie's a clue as to what you are alluding to otherwise this is a a completely random remark that can be hurtful & detrimental to a person. Mibbe a humorous riposte that I didn't get ? I'm pretty sure tam will take it as a compliment, hingmie. "Dangerous to know' - now does that not have an air of darkness and mystique about it? No that tam is trying to cultivate any mysteries. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pat 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Hingmie: and why wid i no, oan occasion be befuddled....jist read a post whaur your magnificent self MIGHT be arriving in Canada in the near, but no near enough, future. Having met you and been totally smitten, i claim the right to be befuddled. tam New toothbrush would only be a wee start. You would be treated like royalty. A visit to the nation,s capitol is a distinct possibility and perhaps a few days rest at a beautiful cottage on the banks of Mississippi Lake....a jaunt tae La Belle Province is worth the trip. Aye, time you got yourself over to see your rellies, hingmie, and tam. Mr H. The repartee between the pair of you (Mr and Mrs H) is a joy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HollowHorn 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 imagine loungin in a hot bath and being served treats by an auld blind man...warm rhubarb garnishing a dish of French Vanilla, Lemon Meringue Pie and if the guest is planning a winter stay....hot potato fritters.....speciality of the hoose. tam Sounds like the Bates Motel to me, Tam. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HollowHorn 0 Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Tam, if I applied half of HH's suggestions..... well Shut yir face, ya banger. Tam, Upload the phoatie you scanned intae 'Photobucket' or 'Flickr' or the like, copy the 'img' code intae yir PM, highlight it & press the 'IMG' buttin' Easy peasy. (Don't lissen' tae the wimmin, btw...'Oh Computurs!....Oh the pain....thur nearly as bad as man flu!') Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hingmie 0 Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 Shut yir face, ya banger. Tam, Upload the phoatie you scanned intae 'Photobucket' or 'Flickr' or the like, copy the 'img' code intae yir PM, highlight it & press the 'IMG' buttin' Easy peasy. (Don't lissen' tae the wimmin, btw...'Oh Computurs!....Oh the pain....thur nearly as bad as man flu!') Less painful than listening to you and yer twaddle, sir. All he asked for was a bit of techi advice, not a running commentary on yer failings to communicate wi the other sex, despite your age and opportunities to learn from experience. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HollowHorn 0 Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 opportunities to learn from experience. Aye, ah wish. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tam 0 Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 I hope youse lot are no runnin oot of breath because am quite enjoying this thread. tam Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tam 0 Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 Och, jist noticed the time:- Youse lot wull all be in bed.....am no meaning thit yeese wull al be in bed the gither, no, nae thought of impropriety entered my wee heid. My mind is wanderin so am gonnae shut up. tam Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tam 0 Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 The JollyJumJoogler did a "Kilroy", or mibee it was a "Scarlet Pimpernel". tam Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mr Harper Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 Mibbe a humorous riposte that I didn't get ? Ya put your finger on it there. After tales of recent alarums and excursions, Mr T has become quite the Byronic sort of blighter, in my head at least. Would swim the Hellespont to serve a lady potato fritters I imagine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tam 0 Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 Mr. H. The Hellspont ? a mere puddle, a wee morning dip if the swim could result in the sharing of fritters with your lovely lady. tam and which Mr. H am i addressing ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tam 0 Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 I was awa tae dae somethin and cuidnae get "twaddle" oot of my heid, a beauty of a word. tam noo am awa again but i expect tae find a plethora of scintillating retorts festooning this thread. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pat 0 Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 I was awa tae dae somethin and cuidnae get "twaddle" oot of my heid, a beauty of a word. tam noo am awa again but i expect tae find a plethora of scintillating retorts festooning this thread. Do you no know aboot the great words thread, tam? Plethora could go there as well as twaddle. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tam 0 Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 Pat: I wonder if you have noticed that i have four stars. Methinks that this could be because you are being kind to me or perhaps because I have a friend in high places......and she is doing a wonderful job. tam and am gonnae visit the word thread because am quite fond of an American word....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pat 0 Posted November 24, 2010 Report Share Posted November 24, 2010 Pat: I wonder if you have noticed that i have four stars. Methinks that this could be because you are being kind to me or perhaps because I have a friend in high places......and she is doing a wonderful job. tam and am gonnae visit the word thread because am quite fond of an American word....... You deserve all the stars in the sky, tam. Great word.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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