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Posted 01 September 2008 - 06:47 PM

Vagina?


Did you attend the Westttttttttttttie school of crossword solvers?

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Posted 01 September 2008 - 07:13 PM

Did you attend the Westttttttttttttie school of crossword solvers?



I await the answer from the poser of the question before I comment.

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Posted 01 September 2008 - 07:16 PM

I await the answer from the poser of the question before I comment.


there looked to be only 5 letters ............I think the answer might be funny
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Posted 02 September 2008 - 01:13 PM

there looked to be only 5 letters ............I think the answer might be funny



:lol: :lol:
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Posted 02 September 2008 - 02:01 PM

Empty barrels make the most noise

and

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Posted 02 September 2008 - 04:19 PM

Empty barrels make the most noise

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Did people actually say that to you? That's a shame.

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Posted 02 September 2008 - 09:39 PM

Did people actually say that to you? That's a shame.


Not that I know of but then sticks and stanes!
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Posted 03 September 2008 - 03:42 AM

Not that I know of but then sticks and stanes!


Ah like, "sticks an' stanes might brekk my banes, but if ye ca' me that again ah'll noak yer heid aff".
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Posted 03 September 2008 - 07:43 AM

Ah like, "sticks an' stanes might brekk my banes, but if ye ca' me that again ah'll noak yer heid aff".


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Posted 03 September 2008 - 08:43 AM

Empty barrels make the most noise



Unless they are both loaded.
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Posted 03 September 2008 - 08:55 AM

Unless they are both loaded.
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Posted 03 September 2008 - 10:51 PM

As dry as a dead dingo's donger!

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Posted 03 September 2008 - 10:54 PM

as camp as a row of tents
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Posted 03 September 2008 - 10:55 PM

May your chooks grow into emus & kick your dunny down!

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Posted 04 September 2008 - 02:45 PM

May your chooks grow into emus & kick your dunny down!


Hmmm...the words 'lost in translation' come to mind :(
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Posted 04 September 2008 - 03:08 PM

May your chooks grow into emus & kick your dunny down!


I like it :( :lol: :) but I haven't a clue what it means :rolleyes:
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Posted 04 September 2008 - 04:02 PM

May your chooks grow into emus & kick your dunny down!


Sounds like a line frae ra OZ vershun of Dylans Forevur Young as performed by his OZ cousin Bruce Dylan :(

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Posted 04 September 2008 - 10:09 PM

Translation

May your chickens grow into rather large birds (not unlike ostriches) & destroy outside privvy using their feet

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Posted 04 September 2008 - 10:13 PM

Flash as a rat with a gold tooth

Thick as 2 short planks

Couldnt find his arse with both hands.

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Posted 05 September 2008 - 04:12 AM

Ah widnae show him a burds nest.
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