GWE Discussion

We now have a calendar - you can post events there.

Fri, 21 Dec 2007 09:44:22 +0000

A feature of our new forum is the Calendar - which you can access via the link near the top of the page - on the gray bar under the top banner photo.

Use it and it will become useful - or don't use it and it won't. :-)

Jimbo

what's on calendar

Jokes

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 18:23:21 +0000

6th Place

It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:

'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.

'What are my choices?' the man asked.

'Yes or no,' she replied.

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5th Place

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.

As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without blinking an eyelid she said,

'Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub.'

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4th Place

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of Sainsbury's but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a passing assistant, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'

The assistant replied, ' I'm afraid not, they're dead.'

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3rd Place

The policeman got out of his car and approached the boy racer he stopped for speeding.

'I've been waiting for you all day,' the bobby said.

The kid replied, 'Yes, well I got here as fast as I could.'

When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

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2nd Place

A lorry driver was driving along on a country road.

A sign came up that read ' Low Bridge Ahead.'

Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it.

Cars are backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car comes up.

The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab

And said to the driver,

'Got stuck, eh?'

The lorry driver said, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol!'

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SMART ARSED ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007

A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam.

'Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.

I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'

A smart-arsed guy at the back of the room raised his hand and asked,

'What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'

The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said,

'Well, I suppose you'd have to write with your other hand'.

Our Animal Friends

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 00:22:50 +0000

The other guest, on Feb 21 2008, 01:57 AM, said:

Dunno, I have always known it as Ruthven St. Why not do a Then and Now with this fine photo of Ruthven St.

So darned cute....

Who is the little loddie TOG? He is kinda cute annol.

The Baby Thread (nae cats or dugs or pandas)

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 23:20:27 +0000

Right girls, get them posted!

Keira. July 2007:

April 2008:

Botanics Garage

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:36:40 +0000

Arnold's New Plans

The Peace & Love Thread

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:30:26 +0000

Doors Open Day

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 22:26:59 +0000

"This fantastic event is Glasgow's way of celebrating its buildings, its streets, its parks and its people - in short itself!

After 19 years, due to popular demand, Glasgow Doors Open Days has become a festival - so for the first time we have a whole week of interesting things to do, see and hear."

http://tinyurl.com/5c5uce

This year there's a wee competition to win stuff and things!

Competition:

http://tinyurl.com/6dc276

Partick Folk Club

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:27:49 +0000

The Partick Folk Club returns after the summer hiatus in a new venue, St Peter's Church hall, Chancellor St .
Friday the 31st with special guests The Moonshiners (Scotland's premier bluegrass and Old Timey outfit) and outrageous folk club regulars Gavin and Clare Livingstone. Plus Jim Byrne.

Doors open 7.30pm �6/�4 unwaged, hame made soup and BYOB!

Ye cannae go aff topic oan this threid...

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:44:33 +0000

Ye cannae go aff topic oan this threid, coz it disnae huv wan.

Feel free tae take this doon ony road ye like, as long as it disnae involve petty squobblin ur persnil insults.

This wisnae mah ideeya, but ah wiz asked tae create it by a well respektit membur who wishes tae remain eponymous.

So, ah'll kick it aff wi' this deep an' thought provokin piece o' infurmayshin.

The two-foot long burd ca'd the Kea, whit lives in Nyoo Zealind, likes tae eat the strips o' rubber aroon caur windaes!

Ah don't know if ye get thum in Austrailyur tho', but mibbes Oz kin answer that.

Right, go ahead, dae yer wurst.

Brilliant voice.......

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 19:18:58 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY
Fastest change in an audience ever.......