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heidcase

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  1. Someones either been up too late or has been hitting the sauce!
  2. heidcase

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    Mibbes aye mibbes naw but it still hauds guid he is an arse.....hehehehehe Ah mean who still cuts thumsel shavin at 64 years of age!
  3. heidcase

    Cuts

    Patrisha is tryin to tell you that yer an arse!
  4. heidcase

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    "caused entirely by deregulated bankers -" and who deregulated them? The last shower of criminaly incompetent economic numpties,and that all their supporters now seem to have developed historic blindness to the havoc they set up in the last 13 years! You could say that because of their proliference (the last governments) and the pursuance of THEIR political agenda and social "engineering"we are now in the position we are in now, with the resultant right wing bampots we have now got! Mibbes if the last lot had kept their original promisses and didnt suck up to the rich and the banking fraternity we wouldny be in this position! )
  5. heidcase

    Cuts

    For all that "there are no jobs out there"..,.all the people that come into this country seem to find them ok!
  6. As regards the firba...ther a buncha diddies!
  7. I support Independance but mibbes the reason why a lot of folk are shying away from it is the bunch of diddies what have and are running Scotland at the moment! And not cos of cowardice like what you are slandering dissenters with!
  8. Some of us alweys knew ye wis a bit wet!
  9. heidcase

    Cuts

    Ah um certinlie no his type nor him mine Ah huv seen the creachuur!
  10. Ye wilny see onythin here skwirril!

  11. heidcase

    Cuts

    Ah see that ye hiv a nut stuck in yer wallies again or ye hiv lapsed inty thon gaylik gibberish!
  12. heidcase

    Cuts

    Ah didny ken that skwirrils spoke erse tho Ah dae know sum that speak oot o it!
  13. heidcase

    Cuts

    Ah know Ahm no a stuck up erse likes yersel....
  14. heidcase

    Cuts

    Oh aye thats rite an who wis "regulatin" thum? And sookin up tae thum annaw,,,the "master planner,saviour o ra world", Broon...thats who!
  15. heidcase

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    Funny whit short memries folk hiv when ther ravin oan aboot whit the cuts will dae and ra consequencies theron! Pity they didny huv this ability tae foresee ra future when the last lot of criminils an chancers wis screwin up ra economy fur the last 13 years!Tae read some o the poasts oan here ye wid think that it wis an aw sweetniss an lite never never land whit wis aw brought tumblin doon by the big bad co-il-ishun!Ah rekin some o youse want tae get a reality check!
  16. Naw naw ye poastit it so ye take ownership o it!
  17. too much like Billy Conly!
  18. Never mind cut and paste...ye should be tarred and feathered fur it!
  19. Haud ra bus here ur you sayin Tam is an ugly auld dug??
  20. Away an bile yer heid ya greetin faced auld wretch!
  21. Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet. Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me". Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet!". ------------------------------------------------------------- Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ". Paddy spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick the flippin' thing up. ------------------------------------------------------------- Paddy shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor. "No", shouts Paddy, "this is her husband!" --------------------------------------------------------------- An old Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he's inconsolable. His wife says "Why don't you put an advert in the paper?" He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing. "What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks. "Here boy" he replies. -------------------------------------------------------------- Paddy's in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. "What the heck you doing?" he asks. "Hanging myself" Paddy replies. "It should be around your neck" says the Guard. "I know" says Paddy "but I couldn't breathe!!".
  22. Some of youse want to try and go by car from aberfoyle to inversnaid,maist o it is B- road single track then try it on public transport....if its available...plus no doubt the jobs at the school provide much needed rural income!
  23. Ye really need tae ae somethin aboot thon weeds Oz.yer gerdins in a helluva cluttyr!
  24. Ye will be tellin us next Oz,that thon buttirflee hus a wingspan o a golden eagle annat........Oh aye an hus a poisiniss bite annaw!
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