Hello? Is the love dead? What's going on here?? Is christmas only a time for mince pies and not courting? Will my question mark key break if I carry on in this over-inquisitive manner????? Also, I have been wafting around the West End on a regular basis; making forceful eye contact with every unlucky denizen who crosses my path, and what do I get for my efforts???? NOTHING! Get a move on PEOPLE!!!!!
Posted on Friday 28 Jan 2005